The book of Parables can be found between the book of 2nd Opinions and the book of Hezekiah—in other words, it is non-existent. However, to the one who does not properly study his Bible, the Bible is somewhere between a blur of misunderstandings and book of random facts, much like this excerpt from the “book of Parables:”
Once upon a time a man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves; and the thorns sprung up and choked him. And there arose a great storm of wind, so he went and caught three hundred foxes, and there went in two and two into the ark; and he rebuked the wind, and, behold, swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and the wind ceased.
The man went on and met the Queen of Sheba, and she gave that man ten thousand talents of gold and silver, and a hundred changes of raiment; and he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, got in his chariot and drove furiously. And when he was driving under a sycamore tree, his hair caught in a limb and he was left hanging there. And he hung there many days and nights, and ravens brought him food to eat and water to drink. And one night while he was hanging there asleep, his wife, Delilah, came along and cut off his hair and he dropped and fell on stony ground. And it began to rain, and it rained forty days and forty nights, so he hid himself in a cave. And he went out and met a man that said, “Come and take supper with me.” But he said, “I cannot come, for I have married a wife.” And the man went out into the highways and byways and compelled him to come in.
The man went on to Jerusalem and saw Queen Jezebel sitting high in a window. When she saw him she laughed, and he said, “Throw her down out of there.” And they threw her down seventy times seven, and of the fragments they picked up twelve baskets full. Now, whose wife will she be in the judgment?
Know your Bible through study. Do not let the words of Hosea describe you: “My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge” (Hosea 4:6)
